20 Stone.

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Without question the type of lurid tabloid material the English press delights in.

Stone = "The stone or stone weight (abbreviation: st.) is an English and imperial unit of mass equal to 14 pounds (approximately 6.35 kg)."

MORBIDLY obese Russian general brought out of retirement. Complete with specially fitted and tailored camo uniform.

"Beast from the East! Panicking Putin 'calls up OBESE 280lbs retired general, 67, to lead forces in Ukraine' after 'most of his best and battle-hardened senior commanders are killed' in war"

* "Putin has called an obese, 20-stone former general out of retirement to fight"  * "General Pavel likes to eat five meals a day and wash[es] it down with a litre [quarter of a gallon] of vodka"  * "Overall commander of Russian forces in Ukraine also reported to be dismissed" * "The 'Butcher of Aleppo' will be replaced by a 'corrupt and brutal' general" * "Last week the commander of Russian airborne forces was reportedly sacked"  * "Reports suggest between 11 and 14 Russian generals have been killed in action" 

Article by WALTER FINCH FOR MAILONLINE PUBLISHED:  | UPDATED:  26 June 2022.

"Putin has called an obese general out of retirement to take command of forces in Ukraine after yet another round of purges of top commanders has left him 'scraping the barrel'."

"The 20 stone General Pavel, 67, has been summoned from his comfortable life in the Moscow suburbs and told to don his specially-made army fatigues and go to the front lines of eastern Ukraine."

I WAS GOING TO POST AN IMAGE OF GENERAL PAVEL TO ACCOMPANY THIS BLOG ENTRY BUT DECIDED OUT OF BETTER JUDGMENT NOT TO DO SO!

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