This is coolbert:
GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR, THIS IS MERELY A DRILL!
From the Internet web site DEBKAfile, paragraph copied almost all in entirety and unashamedly so.
As posted Feb 18, 2022.
"The Kremlin announced on Friday that President Vladimir Putin will 'personally oversee' military drills involving 'strategic forces' on Saturday. The defense ministry said the exercise will include multiple practice launches of ICBMs and cruise missiles, with the air force, units of the southern military district and the Northern and Black Sea fleets taking part in the huge nuclear exercise. Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenko said he would take part in overseeing the drills."
MERELY A DRILL. BEWARE THE SATURDAY?
Just don't look up.