Clowns.

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Attention! Class clowns. Snowflakes. Binge gamers. Selfie addicts. Me me me Millennials. Phone zombies.

THE BRITISH ARMY WANTS YOU?

More recruits for the British army. Courtesy the "'snowflake ad campaign". As reported by the Standard.

"Capita hails ‘snowflake’ ads for helping mend army recruitment contract"

"Outsourcer Capita said a problem contract to handle British Army recruitment was on the mend after the recent blockbuster 'snowflake' ad campaign."

. . . .

"Applications for the British Army are at a five-year high and the ad campaign led to a 78% rise in website visits."

PHONE ZOMBIES WE HAVE TO STOP AND THINK ABOUT THAT ONE FOR A WHILE!

The English not alone in having difficulties fulfilling military recruitment quotas. See previous blog entries as applicable.

https://militaryanalysis.blogspot.com/2019/03/gamers.html

https://militaryanalysis.blogspot.com/2019/03/staggering.html

https://militaryanalysis.blogspot.com/2017/11/cutters.html

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