This is coolbert:
"Attention Mr. and Mrs. America and all ships at sea!" - - W. Winchell.
This one you just gotta place in the strange but true category.
Cruise ship one, Venezuelan zero. More COVID-19 with a military dimension. From only today and thanks to Freeper for the tip.
"Venezuelan warship shoots, rams into German cruise vessel before sinking"
"A Venezuelan navy ship fired shots at a German-owned cruise ship on March 30 and rammed into the passenger vessel, leading to the sinking of the warship in the Caribbean. The Iranian regime-allied Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro accused the captain of the RCGS RESOLUTE cruise ship of 'terrorism and piracy' and sought to force the ship into a new direction on the high seas"
CRUISE SHIP WITH [?] SICKENED PASSENGERS ON BOARD REFUSED PERMISSION TO DOCK. CRUISE SHIP PROCEEDING, ATTACKED AND THEN RAMMED. THE NAVAL VESSEL SINKING!!
OH, someone is going to hear about this one. I fully understand the trepidation of the Venezuelan authorities to allow a cruise ship to dock with infectious passengers aboard, but this overboard literally.
THAT RCGS RESOLUTE CAN OPERATE IN THE POLAR REGIONS. THAT SHIP IS OF ROBUST CONSTRUCTION EVIDENTLY!!