Napalm.

This is coolbert:

Yankee hell jelly! Part II.

A kindlier and gentler way of killing you? More environmentally friendly?

From Freeper and thanks to same:

"Air Force testing vegan napalm"

"EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. — The U.S. Air Force is testing an improved,vegan version of the classic Cold War throwback weapon napalm, according to Air Force officials. The new weapon is expected to be able to burn the enemies of the United States to death while assuaging serious moral and environmental concerns."

ALL AMERICAN STOCKPILES OF NAPALM DESTROYED A LONG TIME AGO. NAPALM THOUGHT TO BE A DIABOLICAL WEAPON OF WAR. CAUSES UNNECESSARY SUFFERING. THAT IS OBVIOUS TO EVEN THE MOST CASUAL OF OBSERVERS I AM SURE.

No more animal based products used in the manufacture of napalm? Plant based materials only now acceptable. Napalm a mix of a gel and petroleum products that gel now a product of a vegan [vegetarian approved] base.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

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