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Area 51 conclusion!
Area 51 danger! Pollution and toxic environmental hazard.
Within context see a recent blog entry the foolishly conceived and eventually aborted prank to "storm" Area 51 the intention of which was to make public the existence of the space aliens and their recovered space craft.
Substances and toxic materials injurious to humans found in abundance vicinity Area 51. Disposed of in a manner probably illegal and exceedingly dangerous.
AREA 51 ALSO THE LOCATION DURING THE PERIOD OF COLD WAR SECRET ATOMIC WEAPONS TESTING. NON-NUCLEAR DETONATIONS TO DETERMINE THE DISPERSAL PATTERN OF PLUTONIUM AS THE RESULT OF "DUD" ATOMIC MUNITIONS.
AREA 51 HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH! STAY AWAY AND WITH GOOD REASON!