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For some strange reason I DO NOT believe any of this is true. Apparently item # 1 actually occurred. As for # 2 beware it is SATIRE!

1. "Exclusive — Nellis Air Force Base Hosts First-Ever Drag Queen Show: ‘Essential to the Morale, Readiness’"

From Breitbart and thanks to same.

"The Nellis Air Force Base in Nevada recently hosted its first-ever drag queen show at one of its on-base dining and entertainment clubs [Top III], according a base spokesperson."

Additionally from Freeper and as usual thanks to same.

2. "Nellis Air Force Base Commander To Retire (Satire)"

"Maj. Gen. Case Cunningham, Base Commander of Nellis Air Force Base announced his upcoming retirement this Fall. Although just recently installed as base commander, Cunningham stated personal and professional opportunities arose that convinced him to advance his retirement plans. Cunningham recently appeared [at] the base local drag queen competition for which he received rave reviews."

Bert is just an old stick-in-the-mud? Bert is not "with it"?  Who would not want to be "with it"?

"stick-in-the-mud  - - Fig. a dull and old-fashioned person."

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