Gunner.

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Yet once more Canadian military personnel behaving badly.

"Canadian soldier charged with feeding cannabis cupcakes to artillery unit during live-fire exercise"

From CTV News ^ | May 20, 2021 | Todd Coyne and the tip as seen at Freeper.

"VICTORIA -- A Canadian army gunner is facing more than a dozen charges after she allegedly served cannabis-laced cupcakes to her unsuspecting artillery unit during a live-fire exercise."

"Court documents allege a sudden onset of paranoia, fatigue and confusion among the troops who ate the cupcakes, unaware of their psychoactive contents."

"'Several affected members were allegedly unable to properly execute safe weapons and explosive handling drills,' according to a military judge’s summary of the charges."

THERE IT IS THE NUTSHELL. ARTILLERY TROOPS UNABLE TO FUNCTION PROPERLY DURING LIVE-FIRE DRILLS. ENDANGERING EVERYONE. VERY SERIOUS CHARGES.

Magic brownies and magic cupcakes. OH, the shame. Canadians are generally thought to be such nice people and they are. 

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